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Time is the most precious thing we have.  Once spent, lost or squandered it can never be recovered or replaced.

Today I had two hours of my precious time unequivocably and unrecoverably FLUSHED AWAY beyond any and all hope of redemption.  The new Twilight movie is without a doubt the WORST movie I have ever had the intolerable and acute misfortune to see in my over forty years of movie-going.

The acting was lame and wooden – at best.  The music was saccharine sweet and syrupy.  The plot – if there had actually been one – would have been banal in the extreme.  The only redeeming quality was the cinematography of the honeymoon which, along with the pointless post-pubescent unrealistic gushing female fantasy of a wedding, monopolized the first HOUR of the movie.

Half an hour into the movie I distinctly recall thinking that if my iPad wasn't locked inside the car of the person I'd accompanied to the movie, I would grab it, leave the theatre and walk home – I live only ten minutes away.  I looked at my watch FIVE TIMES during the movie, that is when I wasn't literally dozing off.

Caring about the characters is not an option in this movie – I absolutely loathe them.  If I could take Edward Cullen, dismember him and then beat the other cast members to death with the severed limbs, I would – and thoroughly relish the experience.

I have never felt that I needed a refund for a movie before.  This is a first for me.

If anyone likes this movie, there are only three choices:

1) They are mentally deranged

2) They are on life support and certifiably brain-dead

3) They are running, not walking, down the "Too Stupid To Live" Road

And the best part?  This is only Part 1!

Suffice it to say that I will not be insulting my meaningful intelligence by subjecting it to Part 2.

It would also be extremely ill-advised for anyone to suggest that I do.
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~roj
"RudeBoy from Kingston&quot
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Current Residence: Ottawa, Canada
Favourite genre of music: R&B / Jazz / Reggae / Chillout
Favourite style of art: Renders / matte paintings
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:iconbig-sb:
Thanks for the watch. :D

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~rOEN911 Mar 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Many thanks for the DA watch
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~LaGaDesk Mar 4, 2012  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Thanks for watching! :bow:

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:iconld356sc:
Thank you so much My friend ! :)

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Mood: Joy ~richardjayphoto Nov 25, 2011  Professional Photographer
Thank you for watching.
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:iconroj:
My pleasure - you do nice realistic work. :)

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~c31marius Aug 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you very much for the :+devwatch:!

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:iconroj:
I can't wait to see more. :)

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:iconkaorirealakushi:
I would like to let you know that I NEVER stole ANY of ur80sgrl pictures, I do not like people who post nudes of themselves, I find it degrading to women under 30, I am 20 years old with 2 kids of my own if you saw my pictures, I Visit ur80sgrl profile yes, but only to make sure she isn't bad mouthing me nor my family anymore. I only have a few accounts on the internet, this is actually my only deviantart, I have a youtube account tho it was hacked about a few days ago, I already know who it is, the person who has been stealing Ur80sgrl pictures is a 14 year old and a 13 year old. If you have any questions feel free to contact me.
If I did not mention here I do not cyber sex, why do that when I can have the real thing? I have a fiance and two kids. I wouldn't do stupid stuff like steal and cybersex.

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:iconrelhom:
thanks for watch...:)
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